The one thing in life that we all should have is crazy friends, that way you will have back up when you mess up all the time. And guess what, my friends win the crazy awards hands down.
After sleeping in the police station cause of “Mr. Driver”, I stay away from the mad women for two days, nursing my ego and my bruises. I had sworn never to get into another fight but so much for trying. I guess I should get accustomed to the fact that I and jail will always share some special bond. It’s Wednesday and I really need a drink.
It’s been two days for heaven’s sake and it feels like it’s been a lifetime. I call up Essy to see how she is holding up and I almost collapse to hear that she made up with the driver. Why I’m I even friends with this woman? anyway let me focus at the matter in hand, I need to get wasted. She says we meet at Red Office, (our local) and I was halfway getting dressed by the time she hangs up and that’s when I realize that the only thing we’ll talk about today is that loser guy and to be honest, I’m not in the mood. It’s better to tag along Brandy as well just to minimize to effect. While at it, why not tag Marto and Gillie as well; it would be worthwhile drinking company. 30 minutes later I’m at the local and as usual, some pork first before heading upstairs to the bar. Essy was already tucked away at the corner and whoa! She had already ordered a bottle of gin. I hope she has paid because I’m running a little low on cash. She doesn’t even notice me as she is completely engrossed in her phone; I peep to see she’s playing candy crush. Seriously, with all the cool jams the DJ was playing and with all the fine dudes thirsting over her luscious hips?
I totally decide to ignore her and order a glass and it’s not until I swirl my drink twice that she actually notices my presence. And guess what her first words were? His pathetic boyfriend and how he had profusely apologized for whatever happened the other day. Yuck! How disgusting! Where is Brandy anyway? Oooh, she's walking in already accompanied by Marto and Gillie. And why were they looking so suspicious like they were just from…..as far as I can remember, Marto has been trying to have a piece of this fine ass for the longest time so he might have decided to go after my friend when he finally realized things were not working out. He once declared to only insert the “head” which I found very hilarious, smart a$$ this one. Gillie on the other hand is the tall, dark and handsome guy we all want to bang, but he always seems disinterested. I have a hunch he’s gay, as a matter of fact, that’s something worst bringing up tonight
Brandy comes and places herself next to me but she keeps giving Gillie the eye- did these two? I wouldn’t be surprised considering how Brandy is wh0rish. We get all cozy and start catching up; we actually order another bottle and decide to turn it up. Today I’m feeling a little bit freaky so I’m weighing my options on letting Marto have a little bit of ass. Ata Kama Ni kichwa tu! Everything is going fantastic until Essy starts bragging just how her boyfriend knows how to lay that good pipe. We all decide to ignore and hit the dance floor. Marto is all up in my grill and I’m really entertaining him so we get all flirty. He is doing a really good job of turning me on and actually suggests eating me out at the back of VIP, it was completely empty considering it was a Wednesday., And he doesn’t look like he’s joking as he goes ahead to give me a detailed description of what exactly he will do to me. Daamn, he was actually making me wet and I’m guessing it was showing because one hand was already touching my b00b. How the hell did he know that’s my weakest spot? There was no way I was going to take this any longer so I suggest he follows me to the washroom if he wanted some. He’s a good boy and he obeys and gaad he doesn’t waste any time. He places me on the counter and spreads my legs before going ahead to bury his head inside me. I swear it has never felt so good! Ohh my, he’s talented and by the hard on he was having right now, I’m pretty sure he was more than capable of laying that good pipe. He actually whips out his thing- daamn; it was big but not just yet. Patience Marto, you are going to savour this the whole night so relax. And guess what, he’s a gentleman so he understands. We make a quick wrap up and head back in just to find Essy making out with Gillie while Brandy was their audience. Wait, she was not actually watching, she had blacked out on the seat. Essy and Gillie, no way? This woman was completely loyal! Right there and then, I knew it was going to be a great night!
Cheers to the f#cking weekday! First of all though, a smoke so I head out to the balcony. “Lighter?”That’s the sweet voice coming from the back f my ear which leaks of mild vodka. Turning around and it’s some dead drop gorgeous woman with a killer face and an equally killer jacket. For a moment she has me all confused as thoughts of smashing her populate my head before I proceed to give her my lighter. I guess she notices my absenteeism so she gives a girlish smile and complements my outfit. A conversation immediately ensues mostly about nothing but at the back of m mind the only thing I was thinking about is how to take her home. I ask her if she wants to join us, and guys take a hint a woman will always say yes to good company and free booze. She hesitates for a second and throws a glance at the far corner, to a couple of dudes who are all lying on the table blacked out. She says yes. I can bet she is Bi by the glances she’s throwing my way and lucky enough, I was ready to let her have me. Actually a threesome was in order and it’s been forever anyway. Plus I’m pretty sure Marto will love it.
We head to the table right in time to find Brandy leaving. Gillie and Essy on the other seriously need to get a room like yesterday. I can see Essy's b00b from where am seated. The level of debauchery going on around here is disturbing and I’m afraid it will repel my new date who was already getting acquainted to Martini wondered how they were conversing considering his eyes were placed on her b00bs. As usual Marto is already introducing himself and all. Apparently she’s called Tracy and she resides somewhere in South B and she didn’t mind taking me and Marto to her house for a random night of pleasure. Now this was what we call an opportunity of a lifetime.
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