Never have i ever
Don't get me wrong, I have always loved my little brother Sammy. He was always just sort of, I don't know, a dork. I think that she came out of the womb with a certain social awkwardness and a unique ability to make himself invisible in plain sight. Sammy is a total nerd and always has been. read more
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Years ago, when my adolescensometer recorded high degrees, I always fantasized about making out with an older woman. I wondered how it would feel like. Then one night my ambition finally bit me in the ass and it took me months to recover. I was the victim of a smooch ambush from a 45 year old Kenyan female celebrity.read more
Pressure was the first thing that hit me this morning– literally – as I groaned reluctantly back to the waking world. Rolling over under the familiar duvet, my forearm draped over my eyes and shielded me from the world that seemed so harsh. My head throbbed so painfully I almost feared my skull might pop like an over-stretched novelty balloon.read more
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