Step Aside,Everyone! The Sex Objects Have Arrived!

Zari Hassan. Vera Sidika. Huddah Monroe. Vanessa Chettle. Noti Flow. Corazon Kwamboka. Risper Faith. Judy Anyango. Pendo.

 

 

The abovementioned women have mastered the art of entertainment...Not by their talents-they've got none-but by the mere virtue of their stripped down bodies.

They weren't even in existence some three years ago. They blew up on us circa 2013 when we least expected them. We didn't even have a name for them.

Video vixen was an alien term. So was socialite....But,aided by ambitious bloggers,we quickly found a name for them. And it stuck.

After Vera Sidika exploded on us,many more followed suit....the antics were as desperate as their dressing was minimal. They devised ways of staying afloat...by attending high-end social gatherings to hobnobbing with moneyed Nairobi honchos to having their nudes leaked to prying blogs and scandalizing their lives as a whole.

We dutifully followed their every action....LIKED their pages in droves,staying on tenterhooks.. Waiting for their next update,next barely-dressed pic,next announcement... We were at their mercy. And their social media timelines became our favorite pastime.

Despite the glaring fact that these scandal-loving,controversy-courting,drama-filled and prostitution-prone women had no absolute creative output-no talent in whatsoever area of art,we still shifted our attention from ACTUAL entertainers-musicians,actors,comedians-and focused our undeviating attention on them.

Swanky Nairobi Clubs took the cue. And,tired of hosting ACTUAL artistes in the clubs to ACTUALLY entertain revelers,the managers in these clubs decided to go for these barely-clad,hedonistic bimbos.

Social media users stopped LIKING pages of real artistes and instead,the LIKE button that gets pressed MOST nowadays is the LIKE button on Huddah's page. Or Vera's. Or Corazon's.

They are the 'public figures' we most comment about,they are the figures whose photos we most share,whose lives we most follow,whose trends we most imitate and whose drama we most milk entertainment from.

Look at Huddah's instagram. Or Lily Corazon's. These girls have garnered hundreds of thousands of diehard fanatics who prey,endlessly,on their bacchanalian lifestyles.

But why has Kenya all of a sudden embraced these daring,godless airheads??

Why have glitzy nightclubs like Skyluxx Lounge,Changes,G-Syke and XS Millionaires embraced these women with so much warmth and gusto??

Why is the nation so engrossed in these women? Why are we so besotted with them? Even when they offer us absolutely nothing but a few butt-crack pics and a couple boob teasers?

We have become a sexualized nation obsessed and smitten by these SEX OBJECTS.

We now even have theme nights exclusively hosted by these women. And they attract swarms of star-struck fanatics. Case in point; Art Of Luxury that recently went down at The Skyluxx Lounge featuring Huddah Monroe.

And to show you just how much these dumb blondes have finally arrived,the club managers at Skyluxx even flew in Uganda's raunchiest showbiz fixture Zari Hassan for the much-hyped night.

Kenya is changing. And things are changing.... We've now become an official sex crazed nation..

We've shifted allegiance...from traditional entertainers,from regular,talented artists to these nipple-baring,crotch-grabbing,cleavage-flashing delinquents.

They've come for the crown...and the cake. And armed with a million-dollar pussy,an amorous appetite, a daredevil attitude and a craving for the finest life,there is NO stopping them.

We wish we'd sleep with them. But,as it has been demonstrated in the past,we can barely afford them if the prostitution fees they command are to be believed.

We're going to be seeing more of these girls. And many more are about to be born. And launched onto us. Every single fuckin day.

Sit back. And brace thyself...

The Sex Objects have arrived. Finally!

Times....they a-changing.